Carl Gooderham

A slack-jawed yellow belly arse-hole, loves to believe that he has any sexual attraction to anything, he rebels in his own arrogance and cellulose levels, the best way to describe this complete and utter arse-hole is to listen to a song by Gunther, ding ding dong, then re-read the paragraph and think of an image of this complete twat. P.S. looks like McLovin.

Guy 1: Wow that guy was such an arse-hole to you
Guy 2: well i guess you could say he was a carl
Guy 1: what a twat
Guy 2: Gooderham for sure!
Guy 1: Summed up, Carl Gooderham

by The handsome spanner October 27, 2011

carl

he is a frog, and he is f***** retarded.

Go watch the Carl show.

by jerjawzplayz December 14, 2023

Volcanic Carl

Violent eruption of liquid poop on the sternum of your tied up BDSM sexual partner while in the middle of telling them a story.

"Hey, I know we are in the middle of un-sanitary genital interaction while you are handcuffed to the bed. But I want you to meet Volcanic Carl. (loud but noise)"

by KingStoola February 5, 2023

Carl

Very handsome guy with a very large dick in the Philippines he is also smart that studied in harvard university and that all the girls get wet when they see him

1.Carl looks like a coll motherfucker
2. Carl is so sexy
3. i want to fuck Carl

by enzo villaruz November 23, 2021

carl

most stupid and idiot human on earth. Do not be friends with carl. He will cause your suicide. He is not a good person. If u see him, do not approach him. He is dangerous and can affect your brain and your level of intelligence. IQ: -10

ex: heyy look it’s carl!
-omg get away from him!!!!!!!

by ihatecarl.com September 28, 2020

Carl

Very handsome and sexy young man
All the ladies come to him

the carl is cool

by HAltefanden May 30, 2022

Carl camera

A Carl Camera is a recording camera that a Carl places in an inconspicuous place and tries to record himself having sex with have girls without their consent. Or just videos them getting out of the shower without their consent.

"You never want to step out of the shower only to find a carl camera staring back at you."
"A Carl camera is the creepiest thing ever!"
"I know! I found one in my toilet!"

by Profound Observations July 9, 2025