When engaging in intercourse in the doggie position and just before the man climaxes, he pulls out, grabs the nearby bottle of captain Morgan, & spritzes it on his/her lower back. When the partner turns around to comment/complain, the man ejaculates directly into his/her face. Then he takes a bottle shot of the Captain and then proceeds to hit his partner in the face with said bottle.
by baconlynn August 22, 2016
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She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
She drenched his Captain Kirk while texting her girlfriend.
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“Marvelous! Look! It’s Captain Quasar!” A horrified alien yelled as Captain Quasar devoured his planet for a daily afternoon snack.
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