Bum disease

When you don't wipe your ass good enough and it starts to get itchy and or bother you in some way

"Dude, McDonalds didn't have any toilet paper so I had to wait till I got home and I had a bad case of bum disease"

by KKK is Bae June 11, 2016

Whaddup Bum

1.used in song "whaddup bum" by the greatest rapper ever to come out of ohio- Chip The Ripper,
to say hello my dear friend what is up?

2. What the fucks up bro?

Slab niggas make the hoes go dumb gettin hella change so we call eachother bum.

I said whaddup bum to my nigga cudi

by anrkyintheUK017 March 4, 2010

drippy bum

when you have to take a masive shit due to diarrhea

I had Pizza Hut/Taco Bell today and i got some mad drippy bum

by Hans Moleman2 August 23, 2007

bum snogging

The action of ones tounge licking another persons asshole.

Damn dude, that guy is bum snogging that chick off the chair.

by JoshuaRay September 25, 2007

nutella bum

When you go to eat an asshole but its covered in shit.

Guy 1: Dude, how was the sex?
Guy 2: Not great, she had a nutella bum.

by Ethan Barnes February 7, 2017

bum goblin'

a gnarled little turd that bites you on the way out.

after a fiery chilli meal

by Rory September 14, 2003

bummed by coursework

Where an individual has so much coursework to complete they literally feel as if the work may have entered their anal passage...
The worst form being a funnel like formation of papers allowing maximum penetration of assorted writing implements.

"Nat couldn't make it to the party, she was 100% bummed by coursework"

by Big Richo May 20, 2007