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das bruce

das bruce uberales, why am i so bad when das bruce is so good.
by the duke September 30, 2003
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brunette

A woman with brown hair.

Blond hair is thought to be more attractive,raising ego and letting blond women change themselves so people think they're better,because most people know that breast implants can cause infections ;)
Unlike most believe,brunette women are no different than any other hair color.
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bruce moose

a crazy mother fucker that gets charged by deer while poaching them, steals cars and siphons gas, jumps in the river after his fishing pole while a 50 pound muskee pulls it in and is extremely racist.
Damn! That Bruce Moose siphoned gas from that cop car parked at dunkin donuts!
by Mother Fuckin MOOOOSE October 3, 2008
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brane

verb: "to brane" - to do, say, or think the same thing as someone else, typically at exactly the same time (but this isn't required).

noun (1): "a brane" - an act of braneing (also exclamatory: "brane!", shouted when a brane occurs)

noun (2): "the brane" - within a close-knit group, the "collective consciousness" of all people who know about braneing and brane with each other on a regular basis; one's own brain

The term "brane" began within a small group of friends online who always ended up posting the exact same thing to message boards at the same time, which eventually led to one person changing the spelling of "brain" to "the brane" to create a unique in-joke in reference to the people involved "sharing one brane". It grew into other forms from there and has since also spread to a few small non-internet groups.

At least one other group started a very, very similar idea called "the brain" around the same time and completely independently (which in itself is a "brane", one could say).
v. "OMG I totally just braned with this book I'm reading!"
"Me and my mum seriously braned this morning."

n(1). "Was that a brane?" ... "Yeah, dude! Brane!"

n(2). "The brane shall conquer all!!"
"I have way too much homework tonight; the brane is sooo ded."
by em reich September 24, 2008
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Bruced

The act of moving too slowly and getting left behind by your friends.
Girl- Where'd Andrew go?

Guy- He moved too slow and got left on the subway.

Girl- He totally just got Bruced!
by JT luva September 1, 2013
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Bruce

A shell who thinks it is a man and tries to steal your wife by telling her what she wants to hear and making her think you're not good enough and your marriage is doomed anyway so he can have his way with her. A Bruce is someone who thinks they're the best singer out there when you could totally kick his ass singing something like "Three Blind Mice" while totally drunk off your ass and singing with your head in a bucket. A Bruce constantly wears a hat to cover his stupid, ugly, pit of a head. A Bruce has a face worn down by years of eating, sleeping and shitting stupid. A Bruce is a two-faced jerkoff. Speaking of JERKOFF, A Bruce is a total freak who likes to masturbate while watching Oprah and America's Funniest Videos, and while reading the comics from the Sunday paper. Bruces often do not roam in herds and can't keep a mate because they don't know how to mount them properly. Bruces tend to migrate, but only go South, often forgetting the other directions entirely. A Bruce often keeps a guitar in a spare bedroom but doesn't know how to play it. A Bruce can usually play pool very well, but prefers pocket pool or solitaire, or pin the tail on the porn star, or let's see if I can nail another married woman, or how many fingers do you see, wait, let me take these out of my ass and count again.
Person 1: Hey, did you see that Bruce?

Person 2: Yeah, it looks really lame...probably from years of beating off while watching Judge Judy and Josie & The Pussycats on split screen, and eating mac & cheese in his boxer shorts with smurfs on them.

Person 3: Shut up you sick bastards, Bruce is right THERE!

Bruce: Hey, I'm trying to masturbate, can you keep it down?
by brogers2009 February 5, 2010
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bruced

I was trying to do myself in by jumping off a bridge. As I jumped the damn rescue vehicle bruced me.
by silverelm May 8, 2008
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