shit school in hargeisa somaliland where the head teacher macalin abdiqadir likes to force you to write 9999999999 lines saying how you're sorry for not memorising 9999999999 pages in 3 minutes, he also likes to beat lil kids in his office, freak. Also, that fucking buck tooth teacher is too fucking annoying, he looks like he likes wood as well. And all the kenyan teachers like to fuck each other in the office without abdiqadir knowing. Also they had teacher isak who likes kids.
Abdi: yo what school u go
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
Mohamed: british islamic academy bro free me
Abdi:damn that school is shit
by nugzda51st July 5, 2025
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Get the britishmug. The act of sucking a bloody tampon after removing it. It can be done solo or as a bonding experience.
by Folded4Skin May 24, 2025
Get the British redwingsmug. A British Saturday is when you spend the whole Saturday drinking like an absolute degenerate - starting around lunch time or earlier and everyone gets completely wasted. You planned to go home earlier but you actually ended up going home just as late as you would after a regular work drinks.
by brausing June 13, 2025
Get the British Saturdaymug. by J4YD0N July 25, 2022
Get the British Scotland and cheesemug. The act of masturbating a horse to produce semen to give to the King of England to save your 3 bedroom estate from demolition.
"Are you coming over tonight? No, I have three more horses to jack off to give Chuck his British Pound..."
by majic mike May 23, 2025
Get the British Poundmug.