Braids

Brain aids. when a person is being so stupid it is like they have aids in their brain.

1. Dude I think I have braids. I didnt know my girlfriend was a tranny.

by shredmeister310 November 21, 2011

brad

A dad/brother=brad. A guy that your mom dates for at least 3 years (or marries) who is less than ten years older than you and acts like a father, but is young enough to be an older brother.

Me: "He was basically your step dad."
Friend: "Well kind of, but I think of him more like a brother."

Me: "He helped raise you for almost ten years."
Friend: "Yeah I guess you're right, but he was a lot like an older brother. He was like a dad and a brother at the same time. I don't know what to call him."

Other Friend: "You should call him your brad."

by eeeeeerin February 28, 2010

braiding hair

Braiding Hair is a secret word for Fucking someone like if ur talking about someone near you or talking in front a person who shouldnt know..This word was made from a diirty whore name Brittany Kuhn who braids peoples hair and then ends up fucking them

DAAMN that niggas sexy ima have to braid his hair later..

by Stephanie January 13, 2005

Brad

The act of breaking up with your girlfriend via large text message, never talking to her again and then getting bitches the next day!

Forrest-dude you broke up with your girl?
Hunter-yeah I pulled a Brad!

Kevin-I heard your girlfriend wasn't putting out?
Jared-it's ok i'm gonna go Brad on her friday!

by sixpackboy5 April 21, 2011

Brad

Someone or some thing that likes the fact he has massive boobs and goes out with mouses, yes the animal. He tends to think he is preety cool but actually is a preety big queer. This thing looks like an alian fetus that was born in a frogs scrotum an brougt up ny monkeys in the wild, but when he found a way to eat he wouldnt stop, which now has lead to his overgrown nipples which i think have started to form a milky substence when you squeeze them.
This thing also plays loads of really faggy games and talks about them because he thinks people will just be like, oh whatever, when really there thinking, wow this guy is a queer fag/ homosexual nerdy homosapian . 1253t3{}
HE IS A 1337HACK3R
He has no balls, full stop, literaly no balls and this string like thing he tends to call his dick. But i cant find any similarities between his rectum and a normal human beings.
This brad thing hates, and i mean HATES VAGINA!!! he vomits all over his titties when he thinks about it.
A nickname i like to refrence him as is "Ranga pubes" or "LOL, see that guy over there he has ranga pubes"
And now to finish of my description of an alian fetus, born and broght up with humans, by saying one thing.
BRAD HAS A MANGINA!!!!
and ranga pubes
And is a fat ass
wow i could go on forever

Is is cold or is brad sitting with us

wow brad you smell like shit today, along with every other day

You know what brad, i hate you

wow shutup you a brad. (goes off crying)

by Troll..... November 5, 2011

Braden Jones

A famous writer over in england who is a total douche bag.

"Dude, are you going to get that new book by Braden Jones?"

"Hell no! I met him once, he was a total douche cake. Dont even get me started on his jewish girlfriend!"

by William Cash March 23, 2009

Brad

The most selfish, brick-headed prick ever to walk this broken earth. He is almost always a dickheaded douchebag. 9 out of 10 times you meet a Brad he will say something along the lines of "Yoo, bruh, listen to my new mixtape. That shiz is supreme level fire."

You can usually smell a Brad before you see him, because of the Axe body spray he bathes in on a daily basis.

Stay away from Brads at all costs, they will completely wreck havoc on your social and personal life.

Lady 1: Oh my god, I met this really douchey guy the other day...
Lady 2: Hol up, is his name Brad?
Lady 1: Yeah!!

by Anon Y. Mous. December 15, 2017