an erection that occurs to certain male students during chapel services at christian institutions. chapel is perhaps the worst possible time to get an erection, especially when everyone is asked to stand for prayer.
Dude, today in chapel Dr. Brooks was speaking and I got a random chapel boner. I was so embarrassed!
by moose36 December 21, 2008
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by speedbonerman1234 January 23, 2009
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n. occurs when a man remembers a previous sexy encounter and gets an erection as a result of his recollection
by snyderized February 26, 2010
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by boola boola October 10, 2011
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by TheHolla May 15, 2013
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Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.
When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.
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by Lonely Larry December 12, 2014
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Josh: Hey Tyler, is that a banana in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
Tyler: Nah bra, it is Friday night and that is just my Coug Boner!
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