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my bowels are betraying me

this basically means that you're on the verge of shitting your pants or you're currently having explosive diarrhea
"wyd"
"my bowels are betraying me"
by ZeekeyPooPie February 20, 2025
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David Bowieing

When you majestically rotate the testicles of a man in your hand similar to the scene from Labyrinth
"Dude I slept with this chick last night and she was David Bowieing me"
by ToxicLunar January 23, 2026
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David Bowied

When you majestically rotate the testicles of a man in your hand similar to the scene out of Labyrinth
"Dude I slept with this chick last night and she David Bowied me"
by ToxicLunar January 23, 2026
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Tyler Bodeen

Tyler Bodeen is the leader and owner of puppy division that basically it.
by KOASRDND December 5, 2025
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Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster

(N). eng.; the act of receiveing fellatio from your spouse after they forget to lock the door while they are making a bowel movement.
Are you familiar with the blumpkin?

"Yeah sure, who isn't?"

Ok, well Laura refuses. However yesterday when she was taking a shit I stood in front of her and she blew me. Buccal Cavity Bowel Buster !!!
by Broskiniwitcz May 23, 2014
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A person who is rude to others about their looks but has no room to judge because they're unpleasing the the eye.
Them: Shes such at catfish .
Everyone else: Your literally friends with Central Maryland Diesel (Dan Bowen) you all are over weight and ugly. Why are you judging someone else.
by madison craumer May 24, 2018
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Big Bad Bowers

The newest mainstream meme of 2019. BIG. BAD. BOWERS. The mythological creature assumes the form of an over-tanned boomer who deems itself to be “The Dean of Global Discipline”. Going by the myth;
1. The creature follows you home afterschool.
2. The creature waits.
3. The creature enters at midnight...
4. Steals your vapes.
5. Slides a slip for “Saturday School” underneath your pillow.
Person 1: “OMG I SAW THE BIG BAD BOWERS TODAY!”
Person 2: “The who?”
Big Bad Bowers: “Good Better Best. Never Let It Rest Until Your Good Is Better And Your Better Is Best!”
Persons 1 & 2: “AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!”

*shits themselves*
by Doctor Doomer September 29, 2019
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