Logical blowjob 

The blowjob one gives to a serial killer to prevent death at their hands.

Serial killer: welcome to your worst nightmare.

Girl: I'll give you a logical blowjob if you let me live!

Logical blowjob by BadWolfFile April 19, 2009

All American Blowjob 

When a girl is giving you a blowjob and you slap one of her cheeks tell its red, make her choke on your cock tell she turns blue, then jizz all I've her face, thus making her face red white and blue

My girlfriend and I tried the all American blowjob yesterday

All American Blowjob by Jcool78 January 8, 2014

Anal Blowjob 

while in the process of anal sex, your woman lets rip the biggest and wettest fart ever!!

Founded by arthur whilst fucking ellie. hence getting an Anal Blowjob

Anal Blowjob by Arthur Roache December 16, 2009

Blowjob 

A job well done.

Hey, how bout a blowjob Jamisen?

Blowjob by Tom Mack likes you. February 21, 2011

Blowjob Jazz 

Historically, blowjob jazz began where Vaudeville left off. Originating in the underground jazz scene in the early 1930's, the induction of hash cigarettes combined with the polyrhythms and syncopations of jazz music led way to willy-nilly fellatio and thus the timeless art known as blowjob jazz was born.

It is rumored, although not substantiated, that Ken Burns is planning to create a sequel to his "Jazz" miniseries documentary covering the events and shenanigans surrounding blowjob jazz entitled "BJJ, and The Influences on the Blue Note"

1. Hey you crazy kids, turn down that blowjob jazz and get off my lawn!!

Blowjob Jazz by B.J Johnson October 5, 2009

Post Blowjob Syndrome 

The almost instantaneous feeling of drowsiness that occurs after receiving a blowjob, usually followed by a deep and content sleep. It generally pisses girls off.

A: Yo, what happened last night?
M: You got Post Blowjob Syndrome and fell asleep, fucking bastard!

Post Blowjob Syndrome by Abdallah Chamas June 13, 2008

Shit Dick Blowjob 

Whenever a companion of yours recieves anal pleasure from his partner then recieves oral pleasure with globs of shit on their dick but that lady does not mind besides its her shit to begin with.

Ben: DUDE! Guess what Sarah did to me the other day??

Alex: What?

Ben: SHE GAVE ME A SHIT DICK BLOWJOB!

Alex: ew

Shit Dick Blowjob by Zykos and Blackwolf June 29, 2011