Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.
Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.
Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.
by cluaireo February 23, 2023
Get the white unnatural blonde chickmug. A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"
Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"
Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
Get the Mindful Blondemug. He wears sol republic headphones and is very passionate about swimming. He has blonde hair and blue eyes . He is so fast thus the name "blonde bullet". He is also a part time meme.
by PapaDominos June 13, 2016
Get the blonde bulletmug. by simpslut April 16, 2020
Get the blondemug. the perfect guy for any girl.
by TheCaringFriendAndSister! April 8, 2024
Get the Dream blondmug. A hair color, usually stereotyped in women to be dumbasses or slow.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.
not all blonde women are stupid, only the majority.
by Shreks cousins sisters mom July 21, 2021
Get the Blondemug. Halley: omg you won’t belive what I just did
Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second
Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
Klouda: what
Halley: I forgot how to spell pull for a second
Klouda: omg Halley you just had a blonde moment
by BerscansoTheDuck June 9, 2018
Get the Blonde momentmug.