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blond duck

An attractive, or whimsical yet unexpected rarity/oddity; something that would cause a person, at the sight of it to say, "Wull gee, aint that somethin?" Such as finding a two dollar bill folded into a crane under your seat at a football game, or finding some petrified wood that still looks exactly like a stick, or a two-headed jackal-ope in a taxidermy shop, or a mini-cooper with giant tires and hydraulics.
Well I'll be darned ... aint that a blond duck of all things? A mobile cheese shop that goes around via a cow-shaped blimp... I will indeed be darned.
by boronanon April 3, 2015
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Blonde Steve

A negative force who will want everyone, and I mean everyone want to turn heterophobic. He is a sort of teenage mail Karen.
Fucking Blonde Steve, I hate Blonde Steve.”
by anxi3_t3a October 20, 2021
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Hybrid Blonde

A Ditsy brunette that's having a permanent blonde moment.
They can't get around there own town without a GPS...dead giveaway your dealing with a hybrid blonde
by B1G JÁY January 9, 2024
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Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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Mindful Blonde

A mindful blonde is a woman who is very active on social media and uses her platforms to promote life hacks and factoids that everyone already knows. She usually frames it as either something she discovered herself or something society has "forgotten" (it typically has not). Some things that mindful blondes talk about are growing garlic rather than buying it, decorating your house with things that make you happy, and "being an omnivore (???)". Most of modern society knows these things already but from how inspired the mindful blonde sounds you may think she herself really did not know these basic hacks until recently. See also: OnlyJayus before racism
Mindful Blonde: "What ever happened to being an omnivore? Just eating any food without restrictions."

Commenter: "Wow thank you I was eating rocks and dirt until the mindful blonde told me how to be an omnivore"

Mindful Blonde: "Guys this packing hack is so easy and saves so much space, it has the capacity of an elephant's trunk"

Commenter: "Thank you to the mindful blonde for inventing Rolling Your Clothes"
by Farine5Roses September 9, 2025
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blonde

“You’re a dumbass
“It was just a blonde moment
“They’re the same damn thing”
by simpslut April 16, 2020
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