Bent

something or someone that has you fucked up

Ms. Oliver got me bent with all that homework.

by stargirl0.0 December 17, 2016

Bent Straw in his mixed drink

A bent straw in a mixed drink is a for sure sign the owner of said drink is clearly homosexual. They usually drive trucks to big for them trying to compensate for other areas they lack. (Either height or weiner length)

Why does Sean have "a bent straw in his mixed drink." It's because he is gay.

by HarleyCMC February 5, 2017

Benny

When a man masturbates

i look forward to come home and benny

I am sure you have been bennying

by Germian March 13, 2017

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018

bent not broken

The person is talking to someone but is still single if they are bent. Broken means they are in a relationship

"I'm bent not broken because I'm not in a relationship yet, we are just seeing each other right now."

by Hellyagurl23 March 28, 2017

BENT

To have someone completely messed up. A way of saying "girl bye," "bye Felica," or even "You got it twisted."

She has me bent if she thinks I'm cleaning up after her.

by Shegotmebent June 16, 2017

Bent

Not of reasonable means; unorthodox; inebriated; not sober; also, irritated or angry.

The dayshifts' hand's showed up "Bent" this morning. The Boss was not pleased. --(a bit bent)

by mesquedero August 27, 2017