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House Beating

An action in which every single person in a room gangs up and beats the designated "victim". All "House Beatings" must be triggered by an announcement by someone with a loud and deep voice saying: "HOUSSSSSSE BEATING!"

Each House Beating must be triggered by a "Stupid" or "Retarded" action or judgement. Henceforth, warranting a House Beating
*dead quiet*
House Beating Announcement:
Danny: HOUUSSSSSSE BEATING *points at Dillon*
*Everyone then chases Dillon and pummels him brutally*
by RyKni October 31, 2012
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sweet beats

a word that will become a huge hit in the hipster culture originally created by Sean Reilly in 2010. meaning to be awesome, greatly appreciated, thanks, your welcome, yes, no, maybe, to express emotion.a word that can basically mean anything
Ex 1:

person 1:hey nice leather jacket there!
person 2: sweet beats!
Ex 2:
person 1: hey can i borrow that indefinatly?
person 2: sweet beats thats my grandpas.
by wheres waldo. November 3, 2011
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lob beats

for a member of the male gender to give himself pleasure to the point of orgasm; whereby his 'beats' are 'lobbed'.
Smaug the Hawg is known to lob beats from time to time.
by jabe February 15, 2005
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beat street

Those girls were beat street dude.
by Brad February 7, 2005
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beating a fatty

Masturbating : When you get a hard on, after seeing a pretty woman, or for just no reason at all and then you beat off because your dick is hard and you are almost there.
"Jeff's not going out tonight, he's beating a fatty at home."

nick's got a date with his computer tonight.....he got a boner from this girl at walmart and now he has to finish off..and beat a fatty
by fatty beating master January 14, 2008
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finna beat

hey, you finna beat?
by charlie clendening October 31, 2007
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Beat the Blocks

(A) Southern term for an ass whipping or whoping some ass. (b) Used to show level of depth for the act of doing something to soemone or something.
(A) That nigga was talking shit, so I beat the blocks off his ass.

(B) The chick's cooter was so tight, I had to take her back to the crib and beat the blocks off it.
by Allen Jonson July 23, 2006
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