beat the mess 

Used by Infantry Marines, a almost direct synonym for "beat the shit", commonly used in relation to physically assaulting another member of your platoon; usually a buddy.

Ex. Marine #1: Hey, is that a picture of your girl? She's hot! Have her call me if she ever gets lonely.
Marine #2: Shut up before I beat the mess out of you, Kid!

beat the mess by MirrorChaser January 14, 2015

Beat Knees 

Sex between humans, insertion of the male's erect penis into the female's vagina is followed by rhythmic thrusting usually culminating in orgasm;

Lovers beat knees every chance that they get.

Beat Knees by Rappin Grandma June 24, 2015

beat whore

Someone who listens to a song not for its lyrics but for it's beat

Mike: are you listening to a Dr Dre song
Steve: yeah what's wrong with that
Mike: his lyrics suck and he's got no flow only a beat whore would enjoy this
Steve: but it's got a good beat

beat whore by That One Dude With a Keyboard July 4, 2015

beat the dungeon 

To have sexual intercourse with the girl you keep in your basement

In the basement, I beat the dungeon so hard.

beat the dungeon by Gimix_13 March 7, 2017

beat you shitless 

To beat someone so hard that they litarally shit their pants.

Im gonna beat you shitless at the party tonight motherfucker!

I will beat you shitless!

beat you shitless by Ass Beater 69 May 14, 2017

Beat a badger with A penis 

When you think your partner is mad at you. And you have to fish the waters to find out if they are or if you are just over reacting. you use this phrase to cover your ass.

You: Babe why are you mad at me?

Them: I'm not. ( mad tone)

You: what you Look like I ''just beat a badger with a penis".

Beat a badger with A penis by Potatomans October 4, 2017

Beat my sack 

To ferociously oblitorate your meat

Ayo beat my sack nigga

Beat my sack by SackSlaper December 21, 2017