hoe base

A sum of hoes from which you may pick for a booty call when sexually frustrated.

"Dude, now that you're single again you have to start building back up your hoe base"

by trevorhardin June 21, 2014

Vampire Baseball

The sport that was created by Stephanie Meyer for the Twilight saga because she couldn't think of anything. It is utter fail and cannot be compared to the creativity and uniqueness of Quidditch.

"This is so boring and stupid"
"I know, it's like Vampire Baseball"

by LunaBeiFong January 11, 2009

base

freebase, rock cocaine...

Yo lets lets go smoke some base....

by Greico July 27, 2003

baseball

baseball is a game in which extreme amounts of mental toughness/concentration are needed in order to play successfully, also known as america's pastime.

a player on a baseball field has to be ready for the ball to be hit to them every single pitch. Lets say you don't have the ball hit your way the entire game until the final inning (9th in MLB) after being mentaly prepared for roughly 150 pitches (2 and a half hours, give or take) without seeing it come your way, in that play you drop the ball causing your team to lose...extremely taxing on the mind, do not ever say this game is easy until you try this.

by AClancy March 19, 2008

Seventh base

Fucking someone who had throat cancer through their neck hole.

Person 1: My cat just just got a tracheostomy.
Person 2: So did you get to seventh base with it yet?

by itGoesInTheButt October 21, 2009

baseball cap

Device used to notify others that they are in the presence of a dickhead. The point may be reinforced by the wearer displaying said item at alternative angles, particularly back-to-front especially when facing the sun.

That wanker in the baseball cap.

by redroar August 22, 2004

Hamas base

Anything that Israel hits with a missile

World: Isreal what are you doing? You are bombing a school!

Israel: Don't worry, it's a Hamas base!

by Huggi May 21, 2021