canadian bacon

Pen name of a somewhat well known "writer" of professional wrestling online. Canadian Bacon likens himself an "insider", even though it's fairly obvious he doesn't know what he's talking about. It is not known if Bacon is really as stupid as he seems, or just pretending to pull over a gag. Bacon is also obsessed with his home province of Saskatchewan, sticking his fingers in things, and talking about his testicles. He is generally despised.

"Canadian Bacon is either the dumbest son of a bitch I've ever read, or he's a comic genius."

by TitoPuente September 26, 2005

bacon grease

n. police issue pepper spray

Fucking pigs and their bacon grease and loose ethics.

by Vegawrap January 24, 2009

Panty Bacon

Vulgar slang for the female genitilia.

"Nothing like eating some unwashed panty bacon before breakfast."

by Stainboy February 27, 2010

bacon juice

false accusations/lies given by law inforcement

Officer Pigenson fed the judge nothing but bacon juice.

by Juan E. Ramos aka decoy July 30, 2007

bacon & cheddar

an upgrade or extra feature/service.

"how'd you get into 1st class on your salary?" "well I booked coach, but got the bacon & cheddar because i bought my ticket in like 2006"

"hey, how much was the bacon & cheddar on that new mac?"

"the basic phone was 2 bills but the bacon & cheddar added another $75."

by shoutdowncreative October 8, 2009

bacon jones

An overwhelming desire to eat bacon of any kind. Craving for pork products, specifically BACON.

I've had a bacon jones for hours.

Every time I smell bacon I get the jones.

Nothing can cure my jones like bacon.

by Bacon Jones May 6, 2011

Bacon Wallet

Slang term for the female genetalia.

Dude, last night I totally slipped my sausage in her bacon wallet.

by Tidecow15 September 15, 2010