August 15

National 'get drunk and have sex with your friend' day <3

x: hey wanna drink smth tonight?
y: oh no it's august 15 i know u wanna fuck me dumbass

by bluescreenbl August 14, 2023

August 30

National FaceTime your girlfriend day because she misses you

“It’s august 30th!”
“Oh well we should probably FaceTime!”

by Poopfart86 August 30, 2023

August 16th

Those born on this Day are Charming, Pleasant and Endlessly caring. They deserve all the praise they receive and are selfless enough to share it with those they love.

They also give the best hugs and kisses.

“Wow, so you were born on August 16th? That’s, awesome! You’re awesome! Lemme give you a hug!”

by Soft Friend September 25, 2023

August 17

National surprise the opposite sex day

Boy: It’s my birthday today, august 17th
Girl: Damn, take a quick peek up my skirt

Boy: Woah why so sudden
Girl: Cause your born on august 17th

by Anonymous6926 November 22, 2021

August 22nd

The day 2 absolute idiots got together after being awkward with eachother for a month straight

‘WHAT. EVEN SRE WE’
‘I DONT EVEN KNOW, YOU TELL ME’
‘I SONT KNOW’

‘I DONT KNOW EITHER’
……
- august 22nd 2021

by aylinis December 5, 2021

august 4

the day two girls got together for the second time

person a : what day is it?
person b : its august 4, Jack and jill got back together

by emilia burnett October 20, 2019

august 51

when the area 51 raid actually happened, commonly mistakened by September 20

on august 51 we go, they cant stop us all

by patcat November 5, 2019