The act of going down on a girl after she is pissed off in hopes of avoiding all argumental confrontation
Jessica was so pissed off last night about me getting home late I had to wake her up with a sneak attack
by Bubs the menace December 22, 2019
Q: Why'd you hang up on me?
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.
Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
A: I didn't. My phone had a batt attack.
Q: WTF does batt attack mean?
A: I'd look it up on urbandictionary.com but my MacBook is recovering from a batt attack.
by Flip Dinero October 25, 2011
When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.
by Bigman577544 June 09, 2021
When your getting your physical and the doctor leans down to look at your balls so you make your cock move so it hits them in the face
-bro, I did A surprise attack on my doctor once, the results were surprising.
-I might have to try that some day.
-I might have to try that some day.
by UserR6088 March 18, 2023
A physiological response to an extreme surprise involving simultaneous evacuation of one's bowels and cardiac arrest.
by llanevad November 25, 2016
A gooch attack is when one male friend begins to(vigorously) attack another male’s gooch. During a gooch attack you cannot use objects, only yourself.(arms, feet, toes, fingers, etc.) The (non-consensual) attack continues until the gooch attacker forces the victim to either orgasm through prostate stimulation or shit themselves due to violent butt play. If the gooch attacker forces the victims gooch to bleed before they shit or ejaculate he looses rank. (Novice, Mercenary, Wizard, Lord, Master, Grand Master, Grand Wizard)
Mom should I tell the police that I was gooch attacked last night. Dam, I won’t shit right for a week after that gooch attack.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
Last week I finally became a Grand Wizard after my gooch attack against my teacher.
by Lord WizarD III October 27, 2020
by Ostercy October 14, 2012