The 9/11

When your boyfriend secretly masturbates and just before ejaculating, grabs their partner’s face and yells “HERE COMES THE AIRPLANE!” and cums in their mouth.

“I can’t believe my boyfriend 9/11’d me last night”

“I just gave my girlfriend the 9/11 last night”

by FrogDawg June 25, 2023

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March 9

National make out with your bf/gf day!

Her: hey bae what’s today? Him: Its March 9, national make out with your bf/gf day!

by Kayla Diamond March 08, 2022

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March 9

March 9 the day you give ur spouse a hickey

March 9 do it or else your spouse dies don't tell mommy tho

by IfellinlovewithaEmogurl860 March 09, 2022

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march 9

the most amazing person is born on this day.(including me)

random:dude, they were born on march 9!
me:damn they must be awesome :0

by darlling<3 April 05, 2022

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9-Eleven

A Popular Convenience Store Located at almost every street corner in Afghanistan Since The Taliban Took Over,
Popular Items sold include Abandoned US Armored Vehicles. IEDs and Mortars that don't shoot more than 3 feet..

Hey Lets go to the 9-Eleven Across the street and get some Jihad Supplies, I need to blow myself up today.

by SpicySawce May 06, 2022

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