No Ass April

No eating ass for the entirety of April ( if you do get it )

“Bro that’s girls ass was juicy , you should’ve ate some”

“I would but it’s no ass April “

by Yung Elf May 19, 2018

April 4

National hug your gf day

Boy: hey babe it’s April 4th

Girl: that’s right!!

by 🫶🏼. April 2, 2022

April 20

April 20 is national suck your friend's dick day

P1: too it's April 20
P2:Oh hell yeah bro.
P1: *unzips*

by youringo April 20, 2022

April 18

National eat a bag of lays infront of your best friend

Guy 1: Hey!
Guy 2: *eats a bag of lays*

Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Its April 18

Guy 1: What is April 18?

Guy 2: *continues eating*

by Jaxie Baxie April 17, 2022

April 12

national fake a relationship with ur friend day

y/n: hey it’s april 12

ur friend: omg hi babe

y/n: hi baby

by reasons to fuck April 12, 2021

April Fooled

When one is stupid / gullible enough to actually fall for a joke / trick / prank on April Fools Day.

I asked Suzie out on a date - she thought I was serious and got excited until I April Fooled her!

by sfdave April 2, 2010

april 1

april 1 (aka april fools) is make fun of your tall friend

person 1: ugh i’m so short
person 2: pfft
person1: you are supposed to make me feel better
person2: it’s april 1!

by Brooke_Alley December 24, 2020