cum-twat

It strictly defines someone who is ugly, due to there personality and the fact that can be a total a-hole, too.

Man, Jim is a real cum-twat in the morning.

by Evil 1 August 24, 2006

twat waffle

a derogatory term used to describe any nasty person, especially someone of sorted character.

Christina is certainly a twat waffle. She has the worst disposition and constantly uses people.

by diabloceto July 23, 2007

twat waffle

1. A foolish, inept, or unattractive person. 2. Someone who you find in extreme annoyance.

President Bush is such a twat waffle.

by Priscilla December 13, 2004

twat cop

A regulator who polices the use of someone else's twat.

"Girl, my twat cop going to bust yo head when he find out you been standing on my corner!"

by Baginaria August 10, 2006

Twat Bollocks.

An extremely satisfying insult to use when nothing else will do! Suits all occasions!

Hey Twat Bollocks. that's my wife you are - staring at - chatting up - shagging

by Fluffysplums March 30, 2009

Cock Twat

A Woman who always has a cock in her twat. The reason is usually due to the fact that they need attention and the feeling of being loved. A skanky/slutty woman

Sophia is such a cock twat, she loves the cock.

by dingle berry bandit August 17, 2005

twat burger

A total bitch who thinks she knows it all, is selfish, and thinks she is hot when really she is a fat, bloated, dumb broad.

Look at that stupid twat burger, she is such a bitch.

by Deek Slater December 26, 2007