Where it boils, it's steams

A nice way to tell a person it's all your fault; to look inward, to fix your problems

Her: "Baby daddies ain't shitt; mine told me: 'if you didn't have sex with bums, you wouldn't have the problem of a baby daddy; do you think this is true.

My response: 'where it boils, it's steams.

by EmJayee January 6, 2021

check steam

A phrase used in the notably Geometry Dash community to misinform them that the 2.2 update released even though it didnt

Troll: Check steam ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 2.2 released
Player: sure

2 minutes later

Player: You liar 2.2 hasn’t released

by CheckSteam December 3, 2023

Steaming Collinsworth

When you hold someone up in a pool and they take a shit on your head.

My wife wanted to get crazy in the pool so I had her give me a steaming Collinsworth in the pool.

by BassMaster88 May 23, 2020

steam facial

When a man ejaculates onto his partners face in a cold environment, creating a “steaming” effect

In Iceland, I gave Janice a steam facial, right outside the igloo. It was legendary

by Punjew December 2, 2019

Russian Steam Bath

When your face gets covered with the steam of a tea bag.

I was making tea when I got a Russian Steam Bath

by thejavagameryt October 13, 2023

Steaming Hillenturd

A person that keeps shoving the words in Stephen Hillenburg's mouth about him not wanting any spin-offs of Spongebob and making jokes about Nickelodeon disrepecting his grave for money

Person 1: Stephen Hillenburg said no spin-offs!
Person 2: Am I really going defile this grave for money? Of course I am.
Person 3: Stop being Steaming Hillenturds and shoving the words in a his mouth

by R33001 December 12, 2021

Steam Pony

Raw dogging it in a steam room.

Hey I don’t have condoms so let’s steam pony after our workout.

by LlamasGalore November 13, 2019