New Age Rodeo

A New Age Rodeo, an innovation on a traditional sex prank called, "The Rodeo." A New Rodeo is when you are having sex with a girl doggy style and you face time her best friend or sister, or anyone, and have a nice conversation with them for as long as you can until she pulls off. Nobody has been known to get past the 10 second mark.

"Wow! I was with Stacy's mom last night and pulled A New Age Rodeo on her while face timing conferencing her entire family... it was the best ride of my life!!! And there's too!

by Lana Wols February 23, 2018

Ag Doodle

A hick who is a typical Agricultural Fucker.

Austin is definitely an Ag Doodle.

by fuckmeintheassbcilovejesus August 20, 2016

Age bomb

When you're having sex and your partner says their age and they're under the legal age

Joe: What's wrong Chris?
Chris: That hoe dropped the age bomb on me, she's 16 not 18.

by EndSliceOfBread June 5, 2016

aged wisdom

the look you get from having wrinkles in your forehead

Yeah, that's because she raises her eyebrows too much; it gives her the look of aged wisdom.

by NetCast January 29, 2018

Garb Age

The Anthropocene, or the new epoch, which dates from the commencement of significant Human impact upon the geology and ecosystems of the Earth.

Humans of the Garb Age cared little for the sensitive balance of the Earth's ecosystems.

by Philosopher to the fuckwits February 3, 2018

middle age metal

A person over 25 who rocks out with his friends and sing songs no one knows because they made them themselves and screams them to a crowd of people at their local bar.

Yo! Dude that performance was sick! Middle age metal is sick!

by NannyLumps February 5, 2017

the stoned age

The era in ancient history where people used coca plants (cocaine) and other modern halluncinagenic plants in every day life.

Archaeology digsite in Pompey
Reporter: I'm here with a professor from somewhere i dont give a shit about.
Professor: ..... yes well if you'll follow me. We discovered an ancient villa belonging to a young noble and friends. Apparently they decided to accept death and party. This room is in priceless condition and the bodies and artifacts are preserved flawlessly.
Reporter: Um... sir. Are those bodies clutching bongs?
Professor: Why yes you politcally stuck up bitch they are. Its a perfect representation of the stoned age.

by @ngrym0thertrucker September 1, 2013