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Acco

When a member of a group of friends is able to hang out and chill
Yes fam I'm acco
by Touseef April 19, 2019
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clean access agent

The worst possible invention on college campuses. A security network designed to torture college student accessing school internet. Despised by all who use it, and has often been said to be invented by the devil himself.
girl 1: Dang, clean access agent froze my comp again!!!

Girl 2: I know, it logged me out!! Had to restart the whole comp.

Girl 1: The happiest day of my college life will be when i graduate an no longer need this piece of s***t software.
by belle16 March 11, 2009
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Side Account

As opposed to a main account, a side account is usually an account used to troll online boards or can be used to hold things that cannot be held on a main account; like an extension of the main account.
Eg. 1: That person is obviously a troll and that person is obviously using their side account, I wonder what their main is...

Eg. 2: I can't have anymore Neopets on my main, so I'll just make a side account to hold some more pets!
by JUDYizm April 6, 2010
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Hysterical Accuracy

'dramatic purposes'; changing the facts to make your story funnier or more interesting (and possibly to dodge potential defamatory / libel lawsuits)
some of the characters names and certain locations and events have been fictionalised for hysterical accuracy
by Peter Greenwall May 14, 2011
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sexually accurate

A term used to describe when something is satisfactory in a manner seemingly sexual, but has no relation to sex itself. Can be used to describe to describe cuts of meat, an event, or a person.
(1) How do you like your steak?
sexually accurate
....

(2) Hey how was the party last night?
Oh great! i met this chick that was sooo sexually accurate
What does that even mean?
I DON'T EVEN KNOW BECAUSE I AM A TOOL AND ARE MAKING UP WORDS TO FIT IN
Actually, sexually accurate is a word.
Oh.
Yeah.
...
...
by Dr. Segreto June 2, 2011
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joint account

A point in a relationship in which the man no longer holds his own balls sack, the woman is dominant, the male has been unfaithful and or a "cheating bastard" which in conclusion results in one singular account on so I media accounts, facebook,instagram,twitter, ECT.
Ryan cheated on Morgan again.
How do you know? Because they created a joint facebook account. Oh man.. RIP to ryans balls.. joint account the loss of a mans balls.
by BMS world star September 13, 2016
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just accept my words already

pleeeeeeaaaaaassssseeee
by MAXKELLYMADETHESE!!! March 4, 2019
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