Absofuck

When you're so plastered that the word absofuckinglutely simply won't come out coherently, so absofuck serves as a sufficient replacement.

(Person A): Yo man are you sure you're straight to go to class? You can barely stand.

(Person B): Oh, dude absofuck. I'm about to make this test my bitch.

by Impeccable Lyricist September 29, 2010

absolut jack-ass

1 cup of absolut vodka,1 cup of jack daniels and a can of monster assult together in a pitcher.

jack daniels is god!

by assrocket December 25, 2004

absurdicus

absurd and ridiculus. at the same time... its insane

Will you stop being so absurdicus?

by coolerthanyou April 21, 2005

Absofuckinglutely

To strongly confirm.

Friend: Hey I'm having a party this weekend, you coming?

Me: Absofuckinglutely!!

by Jayshoc April 18, 2013

Absol

This Pokémon is the thickest Pokémon ever. It will gladly fuck any human trainer and it can be cross breed with anything.

Trainer: My Absol is super thicc!

Breeder: That is a true fact, have you tried breeding with it?

by ThePokeTrainer July 30, 2018

Midnight Abseiling

For a man thumb his ass hole and wank at the same time in an abseiling fashion

Michael found him self at a loose end and went for a Midnight Abseilingmidnight abseil

by maverick360 November 24, 2010

Absolute trash

Literally your life right now.

Dude you are absolute trash
Yeah, I know

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017