Going in the shower and splashing water on oneself for a quick clean like a duck. Shampoo and soap is optional but the shower must be below 2 minutes.
"I just took a duck shower."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
"A what?"
"You know... A shower that was really quick in like 2 minutes. Like a duck."
by Drycolt April 13, 2014
an unusually flat penis resembling the bill of a duck, used to stab bitches repeatedly in the mungo.
Did you see Becky walking funny? That's because Chris stabbed her mungo with his duck dagger, shit was brutal.
by duckdaggerdynasty January 02, 2015
A person that retains their shit until it is the size of a duck before shitting. Often requires a plumbing service to clear the sewer line. During the incubation period the person carrying said turd farts often sound like the Aflac Duck.
My god the duck smuggler Michael smells fowl! When is he going to hatch that weapon off ass destruction?
by Donny55001 April 03, 2018
by DuckPuppyLover69 November 26, 2016
Epic Duck was a duck that appeared on Roblox for a short time to celebrate April Fools' Day in 2009.1
Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.
Epic Duck, at the time, was a well-known Roblox meme. Due to its widespread fame, this inspired the creation of many games, clothes, and badges named after it. There is a hat modeled after the Epic Duck called Rubber Duckie and a sinister version called Evil Duck. A book hat called The Tale of EPIC DUCK was released shortly after Epic Duck's first appearance. Other items include a Limited racing helmet inspired by Epic Duck, a cap, a fedora, and an Epic Duck roped. A default phrase, "TEH EPIK DUCK IS COMING!!!", was added by Roblox as an option for quick chat.
by mik_ December 01, 2021
Dry Duck! Jimmy exclaimed as he stuffed his junk in the brand new pocket pussy he received in the mail. The skin ripped right off his penis, which had to be surgically removed at the hospital.
by LettuceFetish May 28, 2015
by Opfhsbs October 19, 2019