Squid lawn mower

When a man gets surgery to split the dick in 10, waits for it to heal, then uses black magic to gain full control over the 10 dicks, then during sex wraps them around a woman’s vagina and all 10 cum in unison, filling her to the brim like the tentacle locker game

Her: wow! That squid lawn mower surgery he got was awesome!

by Sex lover 696742031 November 9, 2025

Squid

A person with no backbone, an absolute wuss who would stand there without intervention as their Nan gets robbed.

Lachie's a squid mate, there is no chance of him doing anything about that!

by NotASquid November 24, 2025

Squid

Describing a guy who’s weird, knows no girls, didn’t get a bid, and is just not someone you want in the group when you’re trying to run game.

Thomas: “bro this kids a squid, lets fade”
Steven: “yeah dude, no bid”

by Funky Rick December 1, 2025

Squid game

A very bad english dub of a good korean TV show.

"Hey bro this looks like squid game!"
"It do look like squid game"

by CCP Chairman December 1, 2021

Squid

The same as an octopus except republican

Person 1: awwww look at that cute octupus!
Person 2: Thats not an Octupus thats a squid! It’s totally wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: my bad your right

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 3, 2021

Squid lipping

The act of producing a wet slapping noise with your labia similar to that of grabbing your cheeks and moving them in a rapid succession. Typically pertaining to women with larger than average or low hanging labia.

Damnit Sami, stop shaking your legs, I can hear your squid lipping!

by DiskoBAT December 3, 2021

Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican

Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021