Zach

The sweetest guy you'll ever meet. Once you bond and he likes you, he'll be there for the rest of your life.

Me and Zach are an amazingly incredible couple.

by Annie V. November 27, 2017

Zach’s dick

Massively large

Some people say Zach’s dick is bigger than a giant horse cock

by Rando1234683 April 10, 2023

zached

to rape and sexually assault a femail

omg he just zached her

by jackfis h November 3, 2025

zach joke

an extremely unfunny joke that is very corny and no one laughs; a gambling joke that ends up in a debt of at least $10,000.

"I have important business to attend to." "What type of business?" "MONKE BISNIESS!!!" "dude thats a zach joke"

by fireant812 August 17, 2023

Zach Minutes

Unknown conversion rate from standard minutes. Can be experienced most prevalently when trying to play a custom game. Time is proportional to the amount of dope smoked.

"He said like, idk, 5 minutes." " Yeah but zach minutes tho"

by wahtsuploser February 4, 2021

Pulling a Zach

You pull a Zach, when you kill yourself in video games. Like that one 10 year old with the username Zachsmashesmoms69, you played Minecraft Skywars with once on fill and he killed himself right before you won the game.

*John accident jumped off a cliff in Minecraft Skywars. “Goddamn it John, you are pulling a Zach, we were about to fucking win!!”

by Sir Tubby April 20, 2022

Zach

hes a thot

Hi Zach

by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019