Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened. Similar (but not identical) to the US version "that really takes the cake".
by ProfJF February 20, 2017
Having long been constipated, he finally broke loose and clogged my toilet up with an enormous tar biscuit.
by Paul April 19, 2004
Bukkake porn with a biscuit instead of a woman.
Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.
Oh, and in bukkake, the last guy to blow the load usually doesn't eat the woman. Unless it's cannibal bukkake. Who knows, that might even exist.
by Roadside Bam September 09, 2011
by swordswordswords February 14, 2011
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by Q-Money August 11, 2008
When a swimmer's goggles fall off in a race, and they have to swim with their goggles in their mouth.
by DivineArtist May 15, 2017