Self Tap

Having sex with your twin.

I was so horny in Antartica that I had to self tap my sister.

by Sugar Daddy Boss Playa October 10, 2015

Self PVP

to masturbate Palm vs Penis or vice versa

I got bored waiting in BG queues so i did a little self pvp to kill time..

by TheRealStuntCock August 23, 2011

self smarted

When you educate yourself by doing drugs.

The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...

by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022

self-narrator

Older entitled men who talk about themselves insensately, and narrate to you their lives, as if they are the main plots and you're just an extra character in it.

That shirt-cocking self-narrator is a rare breed around here now a days.

by anandasri April 17, 2022

self-ish

Self-ish is the first album by the band Will Wood and the tapeworms released in 2016. Some of the well known songs are hand me my shovel I’m going in and dr sunshine is dead. It was remastered in 2020.

Guy 1: hey have you heard of will wood and the tapeworms?
Guy 2; yeah I have my favourite album is self-ish!

by XenithTheFemboyEnthusiast May 11, 2023

Self neuter

The process of brutally ripping your testicles out from between your legs and later frying them at a KFC.

I just gave myself a self neuter! It was painful but my balls were just so fucking scrumptious after I ate those motherfuckers at my local KFC.

by Bigbootyhoe47 December 24, 2020

Self-sabotage

Something your brain does to you when you find something your heart feels it's amazing, but due to some unfortunate circumstances and bad decisions on both sides, your brain now tries to distract you from the person/thing you want so much due to past trauma so your heart won't get hurt with all this intrusive thoughts and things that you could do.

Pers1: Hey, how is the thing you have going on with that guy you like so much?

Pers2: I feel like my brain is trying to self-sabotage it, cause it gives me all this intrusive thoughts and makes me say dumb shit, so I'm working on it, cause I really don't want to lose him. I'm trying to understand my emotions and thoughts better.

by Im7 October 9, 2023