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We need to talk

It's always bad news. It's either your girl wants to talk to you because she thinks you cheated or your parents found all that stuff you hid on your phone like porn or just some really weird crap
Mum: Sweetheart, we need to talk
Jeff: *sweating* What's up mum?
Mum: Care to explain this? *Shows folder full of porn*
Jeff: Fuck.

Or

Becky: Baby, we need to talk.
Jeff: What's up, honey? *nervous laugh*
Becky: Have you been sleeping with my sister?
Jeff: Fuck.
by It's_Kiera_Bitch September 4, 2020
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don't we folks?

A question appended after a statement to a group of people for added enthusiasm
We love the poorly educated, don't we folks?
by RealStevoPotPie October 5, 2023
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we like pizza

I like pizza with peperoni mozzarella and anchovies, I like pizza with salami and some cheese and oregano, I like pizza with tomato.
we like pizza in the morning, we like pizza everyday, we like pizza in the evening, we like pizza any way!
by spacemandude October 27, 2021
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We Will Not Shit on the Bed

Mr: Krabs: THE PLAQUE!
Squidward: We Will Not Shit on the Bed.
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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We need to talk.

If your girlfriend gives you this text, you're out of luck. If somebody else does though, they searched your browser history and found your "secret stuff."
"My girlfriend says we need to talk. I'm gonna hide and change my identity if you don't mind.
by Masterchief2653 April 1, 2015
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we need to talk

worker: *shits in bosses cup*
boss: we need to talk.
worker: oh fuck
by nathan sucks July 11, 2021
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We-Suck Day

Wesak Day is a day where everyone in the entire world (or universe) literally sucks balls!
We-Suck is defined as a day where everyone sucks.
Vesak Day is on May 29th, 2018, and that falls on a Saturday. Happy Holidays!
Today's the day where everyone sucks because it's We-Suck Day!
by Microtrick Windhoes August 20, 2018
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