water balance

a shitty thing you learn about in grade 9 ecology

what the fuck is water balance

by G3 WougE March 11, 2019

Fire+Water

When fire needs water to activate.
Sex God: "bro the fire needs water to activate WALLAH!"
Italian Dog: "Oh yeah cuz!?"
Polish Dog: (tries burning water) "ITS NOT WORKING!!! OI, ITS NOT WORKING! "
... :/

Fire+Water=Mc'Lit

by Pats Boy12345 November 23, 2016

missouri water

when you ejaculate into your partner’s mouth and they spit it in your mouth and you swallow it and proceed to shit it out hours later and you store it in a cup on the top shelf of your freezer

I pulled a missouri water on that girl I met at the club last night!

by syrupdrizzleonyournipple May 5, 2019

Water Fucker

When you swim butterfly really well and you fuck the water and become a water fucker. You may end up getting someone else pregnant, so use protection!!

Drew is the best water fucker! He is the water fucking God! He got everyone else pregnant!

by Water Fucking God May 25, 2019

Water Rainbow

Metaphorically meaning "Natural Happiness". Since water is a pure and natural substance and a Rainbow symbolizes happiness than combining the words is just a metaphor for Natural Happiness. So being on a Water Rainbow basically means that you are just Naturally Happy.

David: "Yo, how you always in such a good mood?"
Mark: " Man i just always stay positive by being on the water rainbow"

Henry: "Yo are you high or something, what are you on dude?"
Jordan:" Naw man I stay drug free, im just on that water rainbow

by Brandan Anthony May 10, 2018

Water Cat

A seal that apparently looks like a cat in water... nice work

Oh shit, look, there's a Water Cat!
OMG I'M SO SCARED

by WhitePeople6969 June 18, 2011

water wanker

A water wanker is one of those annoying people who uses very frequent breaks for water (and making everyone else wait) as an excuse to avoid/have time to recover because they can't hack a pace of a game/sport/workout.

Can we just play this game please?

No we can't because John is having yet another drink break - what a water wanker!

by Tormentedjedi November 24, 2014