Windows Vista

The best operating system, a perfect combination of Windows xp and Windows 7, all in a delightfully aesthetic and beautiful theme known as aero glass. Windows Vista has extreme multimedia features, although you may want to install a secondary media player in case certain encoding types don't work. Windows Vista's hardware selection with supported drivers may be low, but if you can acquire a stable setup to use it on, it's a blast and perfectly snappy.

"I just installed Windows Vista on my computer, no wonder it's shit."
"have you tried installing it on an actually capable machine?"
"no-"
"try doing that first before you say it's shit then, bitch."
"damn aight, aight."

by GamerGirlAbakas February 10, 2022

Dick window

A person who is missing their front 4 teeth, on the top and bottom row to allow a dick to enter.

Hey you want to go downtown and find a crackhead with a Dick Window?

by Big_nick357 March 29, 2016

Window hammer

When a glass dildo is put in a woman's vagina and then she has a sledge hammer slammed on her to break it inside

Give her the window hammer

by Channman March 21, 2017

Windows Fail

An operating system that Microsoft Windows releases that is terrible.

This results in a pattern known as the Windows Pattern.

Windows Fail = Windows 95, Windows Me, Windows Vista, Windows 8.

by Elixir of Wisdom July 8, 2015

Window slut

A person who always talks and sends photos but never does any action. A tease to the next level

Chris over there is a window slut, he's worse than a tease.

by Teejaesquared April 18, 2018

complacency window

The time just after you score a goal in FIFA when you are more susceptible to an equaliser or another goal being scored against you as you are a) suffering from hubris b) you aren't concentrating very hard.

1: I can't believe you just got a goal back.
2: that's the complacency window mate.
1: it's not fair when you have Ronaldo

by Wordman30001 October 7, 2013

Window looking

Seeing a hot guy/girl and checking them out but you wouldn't actually want to date them, maybe because they're too hot for you or they look arrogant. So then you just do some window looking.

Veronika: *looking a guy from a distance*
Jennifer : Why dont you go talk to him?
Veronika: No way! I'm just doing some window looking, he seems full of himself with those wandering eyes and that smirk.
Jennifer: Nice

by iliketacos4ever December 6, 2012