what the f

Short for 'what the fuck' when one is found to be around adults/children or people who are bound to be offended by the usage of the word 'fuck'.

(but not necessarily saying the letter f, but the pronounciation of it; like when you hit the breaks before you hit the tree. and in this case, you pause before you extend your cursings.)

what the f, where'd my book go?

by buckless May 24, 2006

What it is

What is new, or going on.

What it is son.

by Nate Hamer January 15, 2003

What gives?

Said to someone who has just done something annoying to you.

Sometimes used in place of What the hell?, Seriously?, or Why did you do that?

I'm enjoying my lunch in the school cafeteria. Douchebag walks by and knocks my milk all over my food.

Me: "What gives?!?"

by Supercords July 18, 2012

OwO what's this?

It's a furry way of telling someone they have a) a big dick or b) a boner

Furry: OwO what's this?
Person: Uhhh...
Furry: You have a big wulgy bulgy UwU

by Shrekswaifu69 July 24, 2019

what even

Contraction of "what is this I don't even". Typed when you're too astounded to tap out more than 9 keystrokes. Spoken when you're too stupefied for words.

NOT to be confused with whatever.

ME: ZOMG this dude tossing a tuxedo cat toward the hula hoops on the wall while two girls were kissing behind booze bottles is the best LOLcat EVER!

YOU: what even

by campyspornshack December 27, 2010

What Da Funk

The nicer equivalent to What the fuck.

See what the fuck.

I don't like What Da funk is going on here.

by Toasty1 February 19, 2009

what the motherfucking fuck

Bad word. Its better if you wont know.

What are you doing? What the motherfucking fuck!

by Kakolo Pichikapolo January 2, 2015