Boy: they call me Walmart boy
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
Girl: why ?
Boy: I ate a girl out in the middle of Walmart
Girl: ..... wanna go to Walmart?
by Tay1117 November 7, 2019
Get the Walmart boy mug.Hideous creature characterized by disgusting hygiene, atrocious dress, and absurd personal mannerisms. Found in the aisles of retail giant Walmart, such creatures define the fringes of society, and in general, give a glimpse into just how fucked up someone’s life can get. On the World Wildlife Fund’s species list, their numbers are quoted as; “...WAY too fucking many!!”, and rising.
I was at Walmart when a disgusting smell made me puke. As I turned around, I was shocked by the horrifying vision of a Walmartasaurus that had stopped to take a dump in one of the aisles, and had scooped some up to offer it to me. I tried to run, but I soon realized that the store was overrun by these creatures, some doing even more disgusting shit than the one I ran into.
by aesirfan1963 November 8, 2019
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(adj.) The same as something else but lacking in distinctive qualities or just worse at what it does.
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Get the Walmart mug.Joe Mama went to Walmart to buy q-tips, body wash and razors and walked out with three sets of clothes hangers, a fishing pole, an umbrella and a Subway foot-long but forgot the razors. He got Walmarted.
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