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Vampire Dick

A condition in which a man craves period sex
Tom is always more eager to bang when I’m on my period. He’s got vampire dick.
by Colossal Horse July 2, 2020
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vampire diaries sexual

A person who is only attracted to the cast of The Vampire Diaries especially Stefan Salvatore
Boy:I like you
Girl: sorry I’m a vampire diaries sexual
by saucyyytacos May 24, 2021
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Vampire GOD

the leader of the Vampire guild its a secret society that come out at night time to mingle with the people the society is so secret that noone every sees them around the leader of the vampres guild has never been seen around
by 201HH April 8, 2024
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vampire hunters three

one of the, if not, the best games ever made on roblox. features a wide variety of character customization tools like over 15 hairstyles (i think), a buncha different eye sizes/shapes, pupil colors, and even voices. nearly buggless, but not perfect, creating a great experience everytime you join. no this game doesn't suck, it's amazing
oh man, i just can't wait to go home and play some vampire hunters three all day
by oofman9009 March 26, 2024
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Vampire Joint

Vampire Joint is when you you roll a fat joint and fill the crutch with tissue paper, then you use the crutch of the joint to tickle your ladies coochie. After the inevitable climax, you insert the joint, crutch first, deep into your baby mamas juicebox. Later that day you come back and your baby moma has food ready for you, so you feel inclined to get toasty, you ask your baby moma to bend over as you remove the now Vampire Joint out of her blood oozing twat. And there you have it, A Vampire Joint.
Hey Bonnie, why don't you come by the master bedroom and bend over, i'd like to retrive my Vampire Joint!
by yo momms box biatch April 10, 2020
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Gay Vampire

Used to describe a male who is so trailblazing enticing he converts all straight males around him into being gay aswell
"Have you seen Theodore? I swear, he's such a gay vampire, every straight guy he hangs around he ends up turning gay"
by GryffindorSimp991 July 12, 2023
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Vampire Selfie

A person who does not take a selfie or participate in a group selfie unless invited in
Omg, Stacy is such a vampire selfie person
by RamanFox August 9, 2018
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