vampire

At high school there are many different cliques. But not one so interesting as the Vampires. A mix between an Emo and a Prep, the Vampires are the group that dress emo, but are not pure emo. Vampires are also friends with the hardcore emos. Most of them do a sport like cheerleading or soccer. They are straightedge, the main difference between the emos and the Vampires.

emo: man, we need to listen to morrisey and smoke one today.

vampire: oh I wish I could, I have some homework, and cheerleading practice after that =D

emo: well we could go shopping I guess

vampire: SURE!

by RachelleM September 16, 2008

Vampire

v: The act drinking something too fast for your mouth to swallow, causing it to spill out the corners of your mouth and down your chin, thus making you look like a vampire.

person a: *takes a big gulp of his drink and it dribbles down his chin*
person b: "You just vampired your drink! What a party foul!"

by Gect July 6, 2010

Vegetarian Vampire

A vampire that drinks animal blood, and resists human blood.

The Cullens from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight are vegetarian vampires.

by Twilight Princess November 12, 2008

vampire

A person who favors sexual intimacy with black people
i.e. A person who only "comes when it's dark"

Jeff will only date black women because he's a Vampire.

by afsfcop April 14, 2006

Vietnamese Vampire

When you recieve a blowjob, after ejaculation you slit their throat, then suck the mixture of cum and blood from their throat. This makes for a great protein cocktail. Made popular by american GI's in the Vietnam war with local women.

Guy 1: I am getting that old fashioned feeling...
Guy 2: What? like giving her a Vietnamese Vampire

by Vladamir Lenin January 22, 2011

vampire

one who sucks all the blood out of your body.

if you don't believe vampires exist, check these definitions:
woman,lawyer

vampire drinks your blood

if you really knew me you'd know what's wrong.

does a lawyer need an example?

by Slunjan August 15, 2008

Vampire Kiss

When a female inserts her finger into the anus of a male with hemorrhoids, breaking the swollen blood vessel, then proceeding to provide oral pleasure to the ruptured anus while consuming the blood.

After that Vampire Kiss last night at the staff party, Jane is sure to get the promotion. Rim job -smim job, she went above and beyond. What a team player.

by ry-mo May 13, 2010