Uncle Astro

A soft spoken little bitch Astros are usually old and an uncle. White haired and mexican, they wish they could be white and try not to be Mexican at all costs. This normally leads their friends to punish them by making them recreate theirself in their propper image. If you want peace and quiet you will never find it at an Astro's home because it is typically filled with screaming hyenas. Astros do not know real spanish, but speak a form of old pig latin that derives itself from the peasants of somalian culture. Timid and a bit gay an Astro will offer up its butt at any given chance to anyone of the male OR trans-male population. Pegging is its playday.

That Uncle Astro has a nice butt. Unfotunately, i cant enjoy bangin it because his sisters wont shut up

by FeloGreen March 15, 2019

Uncle Ben

An important person in a Spider-Person's life who dies in their hands and the Driving Force in a Spider Person's Canon Event.

"If it weren't for Uncle Ben, Most of us wouldn't be here" - Peter B. Parker (Earth-616)

by MDawg1491 June 28, 2023

Uncle Jonh

It's a swaggy person that likes Gonta Gokuhara and Bananas I guess

Person 1:Did you hear that Uncle Jonh became an admin?
Person 2:No I didn't!Good for him!

by Gonta Appreciator *screams* March 31, 2021

Urban Uncle

A place in Dcm, Ajmer Road, Jaipur, where you will see separate kitchens for veg and non veg, They serve food in Grams and Kilos.

Waah! yaar Urban Uncle jaakr Separate kitchen se veg khana to mil hi gaya sath hi saath paise bhi bach gaye.

by Mirakel November 24, 2021

uncle bunk

A small chubby red headed person who works in an office

That kid Sean is being a uncle bunk

by Nickjayallday May 6, 2018

Uncle Runckel

1) To commit repetitive murder death kills of the RTU
2) To adjudicate the shit out of a shit for not doing shit or not wearing the correct shit
3) Genocidal punishment to promote correct behavior

Those dudes totally just got Uncle Runckled, or, I swear if these dudes don't fix their shit, I'm going to Uncle Runckel their asses.

by Cavenath July 7, 2017

Uncle Kempy

Another definition of this is for all you fry cooks, waiters, and bus boys. This is when you are at work cleaning tables and suddenly you see gum under the table. How do you get it off you ask? Use the “Uncle Kempy” method. You take your micro penis, which is small and needle shaped, to jab all the dried gum off. Once you get all the gum from under the table off, table 9 will look amazing.

Today I was cleaning table 9 when I noticed the gum under the table, so I gave it a good uncle kempy scrub.

by Thelony March 11, 2023