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Monkey Tuesday

Monkey Tuesday is when you fall in love with someone who’s first letter in there name start with H
by The silly Willy man 8222 July 2, 2022
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Tipsy Tuesday

Tipsy Tuesday is a sexual activity for when you get tipsy on a Tuesday. TT for short; either meaning Titties or Toes. You then use either during sex.
Person 1: "Yeah, me and my girl did a Tipsy Tuesday."
Person 2: "What with?"
Person 1: "You don't wanna know."
by Confuzed2 January 21, 2024
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Samuel J Tuesday

by ChrichrChris 12312SDF June 7, 2019
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Monkey Tuesday

It means that you found your lover for forever
by TheMonkeyman1320 July 14, 2022
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double chonked up on a tuesday

you're double chonked up on a tuesday my guy
by double chonker September 30, 2022
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No Sexy Tuesday

No Sexy Tuesday is a day where couples try to abstain from all sexual activity, including self-pleasure such as masturbation. The purpose of this day is to focus on building emotional intimacy and connection with your partner without the distraction of sexual desires or activities. This means that both partners agree to refrain from any sexual behavior, either alone or with each other, including masturbation. While it may be challenging for some individuals, this can be an opportunity to explore other forms of intimacy and connection with your partner. Remember, the goal of No Sexy Tuesday is to strengthen your emotional bond with your partner and enrich your relationship in a non-sexual way.

It is on Tuesday for arbitrary reasons
Ashley and Amy could not watch porn as it is No Sexy Tuesday
John could not fap as it is No Sexy Tuesday
by Leo_Lion_Abstinence March 28, 2023
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Tuesday

Tuesday is the day shit gets real and more often than not hilarious events take place. Becoming the most talked about day of the week. Happy Tuesday guys.
Man 1 - why are there only men here, where is his girl ?
Man 2 - it's men's only. She's been sent away for the night.
Man 3 - clapping hands. It's spa night.

Next morning. Girl returns. Finds one sock in the bed which clearly belongs to a male, not her partners.

Man 2 passed out on the couch wakes to a sock hitting him in the face.

Girl 'screaming' - you fucked my boyfriend, or he fucked you.

Guy 2 thinks to himself ...

Only on Tuesdays.
by victoriabay April 18, 2023
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