by poopystoopy October 24, 2023
Get the skibi toiletmug. by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 26, 2023
Get the Toilet on wheelsmug. Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.
When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.
by skeptic_here May 16, 2016
Get the toilet blockingmug. by human dictionary December 4, 2014
Get the horny toiletmug. The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.
by Mathgie November 3, 2017
Get the Toilet Buttmug. Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.
Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.
by rufik April 7, 2020
Get the Toilet wisdommug. When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.
(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......
by santacruzjt December 19, 2013
Get the toilet strokemug.