The act of leaning forward whilst taking a shit that comes out in ball-shaped projectiles which tend to splash toilet water forcefully upward at one's scrotum and into one's anus; leaning forward to avoid such a splash.
friend: "Why the hell is there toilet water all over the floor?"
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
man: "Oh... had to do a toilet lean. My taint was getting soaked."
by 1freeradical November 18, 2011
Get the toilet leanmug. When you have diarrhoea and sit on the toilet and let rip and the force of the diarrhoea blasts the toilet.
I give a good toilet blaster today. You could have heard it at the other end of the street. I wouldn't like to be the poor person that has to clean that toilet.
by Limbodancer November 4, 2018
Get the toilet blastermug. First used by the duo Trixie and Katya, Japanese Toilet is the sexual act of a man putting his testicles inside a woman's anus and then removing them to place in her mouth. The man then urinates on her eyes.
by ElvenSailor August 9, 2023
Get the Japanese Toiletmug. by taWa_personn November 30, 2021
Get the Toilet peppermug. by somebodythatyoudontknow June 2, 2018
Get the toilet ticketsmug. A real life restaurant that can be found in Japan, its full name is "Modern Toilet" in this restaurant you sit on toilets and eat from toilet tubs.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Another proof of what crazy things the Japanese can think of.
Yesterday I had a good bowl of Ramen from that toilet restaurant, unfortunately I forgot the full name for the place.
by Biohaza Master July 24, 2010
Get the Toilet Restaurantmug. A package of Charmin's Ultra Soft that people are on a rampage and are battling for during the Coronavirus
by Altirix March 21, 2020
Get the Toilet Papermug.