skibi toilet

skibi toilet is a head on a toilet. meme

i love skibi toilet

by poopystoopy October 24, 2023

Toilet on wheels

Any kind of transport (normally rail and on-road) that is rusty, dirty and old

It's interesting, but disgusting at the same time to ride a toilet on wheels

by ThatTrainAnimationH8er February 26, 2023

toilet blocking

Kinda like cockblocking but different: when you have a roommate who's always in the shower when you badly need to use the toilet.

When I got home from class yesterday I really needed to drop a deuce but as usual, my telepathic roomie was toilet blocking me so I had to poop in my trash can.

by skeptic_here May 16, 2016

horny toilet

A bidet toilet with different masssage settings that give women orgasms.

The hotel room didn't have a removable shower head so she used the horny toilet.

by human dictionary December 4, 2014

Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.

The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.

by Mathgie November 3, 2017

Toilet wisdom

Situation when you have a problem, e.g. at work, but don't know how to solve it, and when you are in the toilet - preferably taking a shit - you suddenly come with the solution.

Guys! I have a solution for that nasty bug! I was sitting in the lavatory when got enlightened by the toilet wisdom.

by rufik April 7, 2020

toilet stroke

When you have to go to the bathroom but are constipated, so you push really hard until the forehead vein is visibly beating, you see spots and become light headed.

(to someone exiting a bathroom stall)
Hey man! you ok? You need help getting your balance. I see your forehead vein pounding!
(second guy) Nah man, I'm alright just a little light headed form that toilet stroke......

by santacruzjt December 19, 2013