Toilet Butt

The bottom 25-50% of a girl's exposed butt cheeks when she wears tiny shorts. This skin is rife with bacteria from when she has sat on a toilet, thus, a breeding ground for spreading bacteria to every surface.

The booty-shorts-wearing girl spread e-coli with her toilet butt.

by Mathgie November 04, 2017

toilet lifter

1. A gut wrenching poo in which one accidentally pulls up the toilet.
2. A violent vomiting episode which results in one pulling the porcelain throne loose off its bolts.

1. I shit so hard - it was a toilet lifter.
2. Sorry dude, I let those chili cheese nachos loose in your bathroom - I never puked so hard, it was a real toilet lifter.

by Jboy69 June 23, 2017

toilet tickets

Another name for toilet paper

"Hey man bring me another roll of them toilet tickets! I'm out!"

by somebodythatyoudontknow May 06, 2018

Toilet Tickler

The act of ones genitals being submerged in cold water when one descends onto a toilet seat.

My porcelain throne is a awful toilet tickler. My dick always touching the water.

by Phogoth October 28, 2014

jamaican toilet

An old toilet that is converted into a giant bong

We remodeled our bathroom and turned the old throne into a Jamaican toilet

by Turkeyjerk February 27, 2016

The American Toilet

The act of eating ass, immediately followed by drinking a glass of water.

Sean: So Allyson and I did The American Toilet last night.
Jordan: That's gross dude. Brush your teeth in between next time.

by DuctTapePants August 27, 2018

Toilet swamp

when you shit so much in your toilet it creates its own disgusting ecosystem

Man i made a toilet swamp last night

by Romoboi May 31, 2019