cry nut

A cry nut occurs when one is jacking it to something so wholesome that one can't help but cry as they cum.

Some Bro: Bro I was reading Will You Marry Me and when they started fucking I couldn't help but shed a tear.
Other Bro: Bro did you cry nut? I feel you man.
Some Bro: Bro...

by HailToTheRetarded December 22, 2019

Nut Custard

Male ejaculate, jizz.

While at the golf course, behind a slow Nappy Gilmore, my bitch started Road Mapping my cock and I ended up blowing a load of Nut Custard on her face.

by Zukiman600 August 25, 2019

num nut

silly person / idiot

You're such a num-nut Rose

by Rach December 27, 2004

nut me

The command of "nut me" is equal to telling a girl to "finish you off". Can be used during sexual intercourse, or in a complete random jokingly manner.

1.
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"

Girl: "You like that"

Guy: "NUT ME!"

Girl: "ahhhh"

2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"

Friend: "NUT ME!"

Guy: "Dude don't be gay"

Friend: "Ok"

by WALLY CONN April 16, 2009

Douche Nuts

Some one who's is such a pussy that he has ovaries i.e. "Douche Nuts"

Look douche nuts just tell your girlfriend that you are going to the bachelor party this weekend!!!

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

rip nut

same thing as a ripper just more off the hook.

she look like she want to do it with everyone

yea she's a rip nut

by MaC bOo March 1, 2005

chum nuts

A derogatory term. An insult. A combination of the word "chum" which is bloddy fish guts used to attract sharks. And the word "nuts" which means testicles.

Hey chum nuts, wheres my fifty dollars!!

by Dan Ram June 25, 2005