Steamed Cream

Frothy, full fat, unpasteurized, raw, frothed, CREAM. MUST BE GOAT OR COW. NO EXCEPTIONS, DON'T EVEN FUCKING ASK. NOT HUMAN!

Can I get a steamed cream please! NOT HUMAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT.

by Chogan2020 September 8, 2020

Steaming Stephen

A type of event that includes one taking a hit off a vape at the same time as taking a shit

Bro, I was just on the shitter and was fiending so I hit a Steaming Stephen!

by alankasprzyk23 April 7, 2024

steamed monocle

The blowing of hot air on to the tip of a penis during fellatio.

“I was about to finish, then she teased me with a steamed monocle…Excuse me, whilst I go buy a ring.”

by HRH The Queen June 25, 2021

Steams updating

Who knows what’s actually being done, and is absolutely useless

“Bro get on we’re being raided”
“I can’t steams updating

by XvdgamvX December 13, 2020

Steam Room Cooler

When two or more hot guys wearing only towels are totally trying to get it on in the gym's steam room, but there's that one ugly guy whose very presence is totally cockblocking them.

Man, I was totally gonna hook up with that guy but that steam room cooler just would not leave!

by SoyUnSombrero July 26, 2016

Motorboat Steam Engine

This is an action in which you inhale smoke from a cigarette, then you put your lips on a girls anus and exhale the smoke

Wanna try the Motorboat Steam Engine tonight?

by AlphaSigmaMale4000_ March 17, 2025

Aberdeen Steam Trawler

A tremendous amount of sea-men get swallowed up between 1887 - 1961.

Man what a tragedy, a real Aberdeen Steam Trawler.

by Huw Jazz August 3, 2024