squid work

when you drink a lot of ink so when you piss or shit its full of ink and you do your work with it

(85%) at least for the paper

teacher i did my work cough *squid work*

by danny manny fanny May 2, 2022

Squishy Squid

When you press your penis against a window with an audience and urinate at the same time while rubbing it around

Holy shit, Zach is giving us the squishy squid. Ewwww. It’s so small

by Bikenonsense February 10, 2024

Squid Game

Squids playing games with Markiplier

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier and welcome to Squid Game. Now these are squids playing games, and I'm gonna ruin the fun by shooting them.

by Poggers243 November 3, 2021

Squid

An octopus like creature that has big eyes and has a triangular head. They are usually pink and sold at a seafood market or can be visited in an aquarium. They can be a few inches are yards long. They like to eat whales 🐳

Child: mommy I want to see the squid I saw yesterday in the ocean. It looked so cool when eating that human
Mom: …

by Tigray is going May 29, 2022

Squid in lungs

When your girlfriend / boyfriend is asleep and you force feed them squid but shove it down into there lungs instead of there stomach

Did you hear last week Jason force fed his girlfriend guusje squid when she was asleep she died of squid in lungs

by Jason&guusje July 19, 2022

Squid ink

When you have explosive diarrhea and the water turns completely black.

I ran to the bathroom and loaded the bowl with squid ink after I ate the enchiladas.

by TheJames333 February 11, 2019

Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.

The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.

by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019