by Vanderslar April 28, 2020

The progressive decay of a man's nuts due to the existence of a wife and kids.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
Nut decay is typically based on a half-life theorem or progressive exponential decay. A man will on average lose 50% of their nuts due to a women joining their life and half their remaining nuts with each child.
My good friend used to be a stud, but after getting married and having 5 kids he's barely a man. We're talking about serious Nut Decay.
by HomeAlone October 30, 2018

The command of "nut me" is equal to telling a girl to "finish you off". Can be used during sexual intercourse, or in a complete random jokingly manner.
1.
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"
Girl: "You like that"
Guy: "NUT ME!"
Girl: "ahhhh"
2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"
Friend: "NUT ME!"
Guy: "Dude don't be gay"
Friend: "Ok"
Guy: "Ok, ok, keep going"
Girl: "You like that"
Guy: "NUT ME!"
Girl: "ahhhh"
2.
Guy: "Yo man whats up"
Friend: "NUT ME!"
Guy: "Dude don't be gay"
Friend: "Ok"
by WALLY CONN April 16, 2009

by MaC bOo March 1, 2005

by Peedah Collins June 27, 2006

A derogatory term. An insult. A combination of the word "chum" which is bloddy fish guts used to attract sharks. And the word "nuts" which means testicles.
by Dan Ram June 25, 2005
