Fish fried

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"

That fat lying bitch just Fish Fried me.

by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017

Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.

Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.

by Road-Runner May 21, 2017

Fish Blart

When one expells a bloody fish fart. Usually expelled by an obese feminine figure. Fish Blart.

Man that fat fuck just fish blarted all over the wall!

by Blarts Are Sexy. August 17, 2009

Fish fighter

One who sticks numerous fish sticks in there anus, and then competes in athletic events.

Adriana has to be a pro fish fighter bro, she just shoved 15 fish sticks up there and beat the pope in a 5k run.

by packthecrack September 2, 2011

Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.

Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."

by Sonial January 13, 2012

Infinity Fish

A collossal gold fish said to be so immense in size that not even the mighty Lime Cat or the glorious Clock Spider can devour it. It is said in the last chapter of the Book of Infinity, "And lo: Our heralds Lime Cat and Clock Spider, after defeating the Enternal Ferret, turn their attention toward Infinity Fish; who (when woken),will challenge the mighty Gods and eat whole the universe when Tempus Infinitus arrives." (Latin for Infinite time) Infinity Fish will mark the end of the world, because he shall kill Lime Cat and Clock Spider. Beware and be ready for Tempus Infinitus.
-Apostle of Infinity

Do not challenge the might of Infinity Fish, for he is the destroyer of worlds.

by The Apostle of Infinity April 3, 2009

Killer Fish

Killer Fish from San Diego! I don't know what I am but I taste really good! I'm a killer fish.

Hello, I'll be you're killer fish for the evening.

by expand.dong September 24, 2021