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bean fracking

Inserting one's fingers between two women's scissoring vaginas.
I had to forcibly inject some Astroglide between the vulvae to properly extract those sweet, sweet beans. I hope the envirovaginalists don't protest our bean fracking.
by jacktripper3 December 17, 2011
mugGet the bean frackingmug.

Bean complex

A Bean Complex is when a person, normally a male, develops an attachment to a possibly sexual event involving a specific person. He then proceeds to never let go of this memory, seeing as it may very well be the last event like this he/she will ever experience, and shares it with as many people as he/she possibly can, including the person involved in the event.
James: Dude, Jack has developed such a bean complex for what happened with Alice last night.

Jack: Hey guys! Remember that time with Alice when we "high-fived" all night? Good times.
John: *sarcastically* Yeah, really cool.
by Pseudo-name January 2, 2015
mugGet the Bean complexmug.

Negro Beans

The Answer to Everything

Having Marital Problems? Negro Beans!
Being Incarcerated for Fraud? Negro Beans!
Want an abortion? Negro Beans!
John, I want a divorce.

John: Negro Beans!
by Whatthefuckamidoing3 July 20, 2021
mugGet the Negro Beansmug.

Speed Bean

The combination of Adderall and Ecstasy in a line to be snorted. Usually one 20mg AdderallXR and one roll.
Burj and Miguel snorted 10 speed beans each the other day at the 420palace
by 420palace January 20, 2009
mugGet the Speed Beanmug.

bean stinkle

A bean stinkle is when a female farts and it rolls up to the front.
Sally was sitting on the couch wiggling her butt and it made a fart sound, I know she was wiggling out a bean stinkle.
by HuffHouse January 18, 2022
mugGet the bean stinklemug.

mini bean

Look, theres a family of beaners and mini beans.
by wellhellyeah August 7, 2009
mugGet the mini beanmug.

anal beans

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.
Wow time those are some large anal beans
by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016
mugGet the anal beansmug.

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