Sheep

An apple fanboy or people who only use Apple products

Damn he sure was a sheep with that iPhone X

by JKwannabe May 27, 2018

Oily sheep

Common parlance for a vulva in parts of Great Britain i.e: little Whipping (Surrey) and Dunderscock

“Here,Greggo, give us a go on your mums oily sheep”

by Gilbert thundergrapes April 9, 2022

Sheep

Sheep is someone that does sheep tings.

He don’t want to drive? Sheep tings.

by Sheepsmum November 22, 2021

Sheep

Someone who looks up their name on Urban Dictionary and believes it to be true before posting on social media

Everyone else is doing it so I need to feel relevant too and follow the other sheep

by HMFIC November 24, 2021

Sheep

An alien creature of unofficial origin. It is official that these eldritch abominations came from the government. Or the Illuminati. Commonly used to describe the eldritch abomination, some farmers turn corrupt and believe the sheep is harmless. Those farmers have been BRAINWASHED by the aliens in the Illuminati. This was official when multiple “comedians” or spies from the Illuminati, proved that it existed!

Bob: I like farming sheep!

Ben: Those eldritch creatures!

by Ben, the Conspiracy Theorist! November 28, 2023

Tickling the Sheep

When your trying to sell something(car dealer, sales rep) and your trying to work the customer into buying something. It's the act of tickling the sheep.

Hey Rick, has the customer decided on which model router they want to buy yet?
No Dale, I'm still tickling the sheep.

by techsupportgui February 9, 2015

Sheep squeezer

one who sqeezes sheep for the purpose of estimataing depth of fleece and extracting fleece oil (widely used in the making of stumpfuckery lubricants such as Chaffaway(tm)

"its nearly shearing time but best send in the sheep squeezer to be sure"

by captain stumpfucker October 16, 2008