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facial queef

A low bubbling throat burp that escapes on accident forcing your lips to momentarily motorboat, very similar to the lower lips during a queef.
Um..wasn't quite sure if you were burping, about to barf, or playing with the sailboat in the bathtub. If it Looks like a facial queef , and smells like a facial queef then it must be a facial queef!
by Very Vanecessary March 6, 2016
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queef weevil

The next step above a Chud Stuffer
An ignorant cuckold that panders to a smelly nasty cittage cheese cunt oozing Fupasloth. A Boston and southern Massachusetts slang term for a guy that hangs around a morbidly obese shiester. And how he likes her odiferous ementations coming from her genital region. .
George is in complete denial about fat Wendy's scamming the system. And selling food stamps on the back page.

George is just a Queef Weevil attracted to her cunt stench. He will follow he anywhere.
by The Prospect June 2, 2017
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Queef it and Leef it

Slang for the term “toot it and boot it” and even more slang for “hit it and quit it” especially when referring to vaginal sex.
I met her in the club, then I said wassup, I took her to the crib, and you know I fucked, Yeah I Queef it and Leef it.
by Uffda daddy December 19, 2018
mugGet the Queef it and Leef itmug.

queef bar

A stupid granny slut who likes to get fucked multiple times by lesbian girls that stick large objects in their vaginas
by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016
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Queef Oven

The queef oven, although similar in some ways to the world renowned Gordon Ramsay-approved dutch oven, actually is much more...how do you say en francais? Gaysty! And really untasty! In fact, consider this your fair warning NOT to eat anything cooked in the queef oven, or the oven itself.
Fat bitch Proudtrucky Keirsten, from Pensultucky, FL, sure does like to put her daughter's poop into her queef oven. She calls that mesquite.
by Jaunty Diggles June 7, 2021
mugGet the Queef Ovenmug.

cinammon queef

When you're going down on her and she's so fucking dry, you choke and cough out dust!
She was so fucking fucking dry I coughed up a cinammon queef!
by vette376 December 17, 2016
mugGet the cinammon queefmug.

Queef Coating

The gender version of "whitewashing", where you take a perfectly good film and completely ruin it by making all the male cast members female for the sake of progress.
I used to love Ghostbusters until it was dipped in queef coating. Ruined my childhood.
by Odd_James June 27, 2019
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