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complament fish

one of the more commonly fished for specimens of the deep sea.
going fishing for complaments.
by MLE vonn July 3, 2005
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Infinity Fish

A collossal gold fish said to be so immense in size that not even the mighty Lime Cat or the glorious Clock Spider can devour it. It is said in the last chapter of the Book of Infinity, "And lo: Our heralds Lime Cat and Clock Spider, after defeating the Enternal Ferret, turn their attention toward Infinity Fish; who (when woken),will challenge the mighty Gods and eat whole the universe when Tempus Infinitus arrives." (Latin for Infinite time) Infinity Fish will mark the end of the world, because he shall kill Lime Cat and Clock Spider. Beware and be ready for Tempus Infinitus.
-Apostle of Infinity
Do not challenge the might of Infinity Fish, for he is the destroyer of worlds.
by The Apostle of Infinity April 3, 2009
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Fish fried

When someone you meet on a dating app says they are fit and active and shows you skinny pics. When you meet them they turn out to be fat (cat fished).

If you date them anyway and they make your life a living hell and 6 months later you look in the mirror and realized they made you fat too, then my friend, you have just been "Fish Fried"
by Capt'nObvious August 23, 2017
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Mullet Fish

A fish with a mullet and tn's that will staunch you to death
Guy 1: How does that mullet fish have a new girl already?
Guy 2: His mullet and tn's get all the fish in the sea
by Toby.H May 4, 2017
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Fish Squish

Female version of a teabagging where the girl squats down and jams her naked vagina on someone's ususpecting face.
Joe was passed when Allison decided to Fish Squish him in front of all her friends.
by Road-Runner May 21, 2017
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mouse fishing

It's like that thing, where you accidentally knock your mouse off your desk, and rather than reach down to get it, you just grab the cable and reel it back up, hand over hand.
Tony was too fat and lazy to set his laptop aside, so just grabbed the cable on the back and did some mouse fishing.
by President Warren G. Harding September 26, 2012
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Like Fishing

Posting a Facebook status solely for the reason of obtaining as many likes as possible.

Ninety-Nine percent of non-celebrity statuses are the result of like fishing.
Facebook User's status: "Maybe you should eat makeup, so you can try to be pretty on the inside too."

Dude: "Damn, Facebook User got 57 likes. That's an obvious use of like fishing."
by Sonial January 13, 2012
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