Dog-Dumped

When your girlfriend dumps you because she is more into her dog than you.

I cant believe I just got dog-dumped!

by palsyclaw October 28, 2009

Amish Dump

Pooping without the benefit of electronic entertainment, i.e. the way everybody pooped before smartphones, tablets and portable handheld game consoles existed.

I totally forgot to charge my phone last night, so this morning I got stuck taking an Amish dump.

by Skurj September 12, 2017

Vibe Dump

Dumping a partner online using the "Forever mourning the death of the vibe" meme by Canadian artist Arcane Bullshit.

I Vibe Dumped Robbie today. He LOL'ed. It's over. We cool.

by Neko-Onna March 4, 2023

Dumps at dawn

When you wake up and immediately have to take a shit

The gunslinger woke up early with a case of dumps at dawn.

by CountChocula89 October 6, 2013

dump soup

Literally diarrhea

I scared my brother so bad he made a dump soup.

by AIIThiNgsPooP October 22, 2018

Dunny Dump

shitting on the bare titties of your female friend before you fuck her.

hey Rudy, I tried that dunny dump you told me about on old Mary last night and she bout kilt me.

by Butcher's Pal July 28, 2009

Jaws Dump

When you crap so much, that "you need a bigger bowl".

"Oh man, I had WAY to much of that fiber cereal. I feel a "Jaws Dump" coming on."

"Just don't expect me to come in and look at it; and make sure you've got the damn plunger this time!"

by Quint1978 April 26, 2013