drunk clown

a term used to describe a person at a party/event who is unable to control their alcohol consumption resulting in them constantly making a fool of themselves to those around them

Jeff was the drunk clown of the party last night as he kept spilling his drinks all over the show!

by Managerial Master March 28, 2022

clitoris clown

A clitoris clown is a teenaged girl or any aged woman who has difficulty having a person give her oral sex because it tickles her when she does her best to lie still, relax and enjoy the attention given to her clitoris with someone's tongue.

After a romantic dinner, a peaceful ride home and getting all set to make perfect love in front of the fireplace, he was unable to give her "sweet kisses" because every time he did, she was being like a clitoris clown!

by The Russian Robot February 27, 2018

box the clown

MAsturbate and/ or jerk the gerk

why go out partyin when u can stay home and box the clown in stead?

by JAke A S June 26, 2006

clown college

Training classes for bosses.

Where's the Big Dog today?
He's out of town at Clown College.
Great! He'll either be learning new ways to screw with us or we'll have to learn the new Buzzwords of the Month.

by Dr. Bubba September 5, 2011

ass clown

A Washington Metropolitan Area Transit Authority Employee.

"Those ass clowns waste tax dollars like they have their own printing press."
Those ass clowns couldn't pour piss out of their boots if the directions were written on the bottoms."

by snipet May 1, 2008

Angry Clown

ANGRY CLOWN:
An irritated anus due to spicy food, beer, or other gastrointestinal/anal hyjinks. Also referred to as a "Flamous Amos"

I ate a gnarly batch of habanero hot wings that gave me the Angry Clown .

by EL-KABONG! September 25, 2007

Angry Clown

During Doggystyle Sex reach over and smear her makeup, as your about to cum, jump in front of her and smash her in the face with a creme pie, cum on the back of the pie, hit her on the top of the head with a sock full of talcum powder while spraying seltzer water in her face and feverishly screaming "I'M A MAN OF MY WORD!!!" Proceed to walk out of the room squeezing a bicycle horn!

Eating at McDonald's was never the same after I gave her a "Angry Clown"

by Niiiiinnnnneeeee!!!!!! July 11, 2009